He came to meet me and didnβt wear any perfume. Just came smelling like atmosphere. He never saw/heard from me again.
Kessie
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- A good manager makes such a difference.
- I bought fresh milk to work this week, the posh M&S one. Multiple people have been drinking it without asking, so I put vinegar inside it. If I canβt enjoy it - NO ONE CAN!! How dare you??
- A school kid approached me for directions and said βexcuse me auntyβ ???????????????????????? Sorry but I gave him the wrong directions for that.
- We need a love island for 30-40 year olds. Not everyday 23 and single for 1 year.
- Goodbye band 6 π₯Ί. Hello band 7 π.
- Replying to @TootsVSTheworldI thought smelling good was a form of manners? He didnβt respect me. π₯Ί
- Replying to @MrFabian_Cππ€£ he didnβt even spray likkle squirts of Tom Ford
- I really really really like nice girls. The ones who are friendly and complimentary. Just good vibes. Iβm glad I attract those kind of people. π
- Replying to @AbzsoflyPeople who guzzle tea anyhow, but want to sip my jersey milk from M&S? No sir! No maβam!
- Replying to @SiiGNEDJBanksOf course they did and someone threw the bottle away, telling people the milk is βspoiltβ. Monday we go again - this time Iβm adding salt!!
