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- so. my baby is 5. today we’re in the living room, i’m watching tv she’s watching the ipad. out of nowhere she says “yes mom?” i’m like ? she goes “did you tap me?” “no.” “but i felt it right here on my back!” “...no, i didn’t” *shrugs* “maybe it was the ghost again” again?!
- after you eat the food, it don’t even taste that good, you $35-40 poorer, and you just be disgusted with yourselfthat post doordash clarity is crazy
- fyi, flight attendants are only paid when the aircraft doors are closed. boarding, deplaning, and everything in between flights is unpaid. we also don’t have scheduled breaks. please act compassionately. (and if you see a FA eating or sitting alone, DO NOT BOTHER THEM.)Should Flight Attendants Be Paid During Boarding? bit.ly/360fEXP
- OK AND???? mind y’all tiktok air traffic control choreography business, and we’ll mind ours!
- and to know that rider strong was the only one having her back on set. luv them.
- 🚨we got him 🚨Why is there an asian coach for the USA girls gymnist?
- walmart when hundreds of lives are lost in mass shootings vs. walmart when black people are starting to arm themselvesWalmart is removing firearms and ammunition from sales floors in some of its stores following nationwide protests sparked by the death of George Floyd cnn.it/307h3Hk
- *getting oil change* tech: actually can you come out here i want to show you something me: I JUST CAME FOR AN OIL CHANGE FROM YALL THASSIT
- i watch every single one of these that comes on my timeline. black women are so versatile and bomb.
- fat men be hella confident bc they can still pull baddies if they’re rich or funny or charming or famous or whatever. most women look past the weight bc of other things they offer. men rarely look past women’s weight, it’s one of the first insults they throw.
- 50: “if i got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century-” me:
GIFas an adult, the answer is no to most of that shit 50 was asking on 21 questions.














