I love how Blade deadass only said this ONCE but everyone headcanons he ritualistically repeats the phrase like some sort of Pokémon
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked blade hsr and he told me that of 5 people
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. ˖ ꒰𑁬 Mortenax Blade Sleeper Agent ໒꒱ ˖ .
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- // HSR leaks Why are some of you genuinely worried Dan Heng is going to die that man has 3000 layers of plot armour and the power of corporate greed on his side
- Reminder Dan Heng fumbled his marriage so hard in a past life that his ex is now chasing his ass across the universe and sending him liminal death threats via their matching thermodynamic GPS trackersFINAL ROUND Which HSR Character is the best HUSBAND???
- // HSR 4.X leaks This foreshadowing was insane
I love how Blade is never beating the Hua Cheng allegations - "Dan Feng got off easy for his crimes" GIRL THEY TURNED HIM INTO SASHIMI???
- Has it ever been discussed how the mara brings out his inherent need to ragebait all the damn time.
- Sometimes I forget the Stellaron Hunters are probably this large organisation and some poor interns have Blade as a boss
i love hanging out in groups of 3 because i can go nonverbal & they can entertain each other while i look at a tree or something- The way the reactions to this can be categorised into: 1) He killed somebody 😳 2) He tried to off himself again 😔 3) Your honour, he's on his period 🥺 4) Can't a man have hobbies? 🙄 5) Dude clean the floor 😭 Just reinforces how Blade is truly the most relatable mf in HSRWHAT ARE YOU DOING
- Genuinely why is his first instinct to try to get his bearings or grab something instead of removing the visual obstruction 😭NOOOOOOO BLADE OMG
- I completely support hating characters for no reason but why do people still pretend to be surprised that a main character who's also a dragon sporting a BDSM lightcone and is tossed around from yaoi ship to yume ship to yaoi ship is popular like this isn't rocket science
