There’s two types of sex workers. The ones who would retire to become therapists and the ones who would retire to become landlords.
Daffnie Kline • Chicago
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Daffnie Kline • Chicago
@MissDaffnie
She / Her. Your private leisure hostess...
- If you get stimulus $$$, go spend it on your favorite sex workers!
- I prefer my cocktails old fashioned. What’s your usual drink of choice?
- Running into a SWer in public 101... Don't greet them by their full work/stage name from across the room or street. Don't pull up their website/social media in front of any whoever they are with, especially family or a supervisor at a straight job. Be discreet & keep cool.
- I want to thank all the clients who do their research, book early, send gifts, keep correspondence short and sweet, show up on time as their best selves, tip generously, and leave a lasting impression that puts a smile on my face!
- Dinner date. Museum date. Apple picking date. Beach date. Strip club date. Sports game date. Bookstore date. Glass blowing date. Karaoke date. Bourbon Trail date. Ballet date. Shopping date. Flower market date. Coffee & pastries date. Spa date. Movie marathon date. Winery date.
- Not some lady at the hotel lobby bar telling me my Twitter feed looks too risqué to scroll through in public. Please avert your eyes, perv. Let me enjoy my sexy bird app in peace.
It’s an “eating ice cream out of the container” sort of night.
- Haha, just remembered that time a friend was out of town and sent her reg to see me. I walked into the booking unsure how to satisfy his interests bc he told me he had a “Satan fetish.” Well, turns out it was a satin typo and I definitely was wearing a leather pentagram harness.
- Guy at the grocery store keeps toggling between onlyfans and cashapp while waiting in line. I’m not mad at his strategy for early morning sends. Carry on, sir!
- Dallas, it’s been too long. Let’s get reacquainted with one another at the end of the month! MissDaffnie.com [email protected]
