Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.
Challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight. I’ll go first…
Sam Waterston, you’re a punk, and due for an ass beating. Name the place.
Misnomer
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Misnomer
@Misnomer
Humorist. Satirist. Provocateur. Writer of bon mots.
The Boulevard
Joined January 2011
- The good old days, before drones. You wanted aerial footage, you hired a guy in a Cessna who had a couple cocktails and a pending case before the FAA.The Strip, 50 years ago
- This is the face of a man whose $20,250 jackpot doesn’t quite get him even.
- BREAKING NEWS: Authorities have identified the body found in a barrel in drought-stricken Lake Mead as 3:2 Blackjack.
- If I win the $1 billion lotto tomorrow, I’M buying Rio, and I’m putting the carnival in the sky parade back. I’ve been drinking.
- The below article says “more than 140 people” have signed a petition to keep the volcano. I bet I can get 150 likes to this tweet requesting that the volcano ooze molten nacho cheese. Please RT. #cheesevolcanoGOODBYE VOLCANO: The volcano outside of the Mirage Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will be torn down as part of remodeling #8NN trib.al/ms8Upgq
- Three girls sitting atop the terrace railings taking pics. I’m sure this’ll end well.
- I broke the internet. Perhaps fellow St. Louisan @jack might bestow upon me the honor of the blue checkmark?
- Replying to @markasaxon$50 million is like…4 Bud Lights at Ballpark Village.
