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Mini Maiden
@MinxGenie
Owner and lady protector of the Trooper Cooper. Die-hard Iron Maiden fan and animal lover with a strange fascination for classic cars, the RAF ... and Chinooks.
Garage ... mostly
Joined February 2012
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    Mini Maiden
    @MinxGenie
    Apr 9, 2019
    Well, the Mini needed a new Union Jack on the roof, so thought I’d get one inspired by the Charge of the Light Brigade 😁 Mini Maiden finally has an @IronMaiden Mini, A Trooper Cooper, a little Eddie passenger and a new Number(of the Beast)Plate! Had to be done #UpTheIrons 🤘🤘
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    Mini Maiden
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    Jul 4, 2024
    Why does a dishwasher need to be connected to the Internet? All the new Bosch models have WiFi connectivity. Why?? WiFi? Why??
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    Apr 6, 2024
    Can someone please explain to me why I, as a fellow motorist, need to know this? Do I need to alter my driving in the same way I don’t for the ‘Baby on Board’ brigade? Cynical old me sees this as a weird sort of proud statement ….
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    Jan 10, 2024
    Someone pissed themselves laughing today cos I told them I still use my 28 year old Hotmail.com account for my personal email. I’m a dinosaur apparently. Because obviously newer email accounts have some magic that makes sending argument emails to people special 🙄
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    Mini Maiden
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    Mar 2, 2024
    Following this cnut who’s just thrown a load of rubbish out of the window at the last roundabout. F*cking pig 😡
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    Sep 8, 2018
    Why can it not be made law that all packaging from drive-thru fast food places have the car registration written on it? Sick of seeing the crap alongside the roads tossed out by ignorant, selfish dicks.
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    Mini Maiden
    @MinxGenie
    Jan 20, 2024
    Just been to Pizza Hut. Had to scan the QR code to order/pay etc. Had to find own cutlery and glasses. It was a buffet thing so help yourself. App asks if I want to tip 20%. I’m not mean, but what would I tip for ffs??
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    Mini Maiden
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    Aug 25, 2024
    Utterly baffled by the garage on this house on Rightmove ...
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    Mini Maiden
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    Aug 17, 2025
    After 2 weeks with the 208; of being constantly nagged at for having a bag on the passenger seat, speed limits, white lines, cyclists and (today) a pinging to tell me a tyre is under inflated I washed my trusty 14 year old Golf and realised I’d be absolutely barking to give it up
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    Feb 11, 2018
    This. This made me laugh out loud ... 😂 #FiftyShadesofBeige
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    Mini Maiden
    @MinxGenie
    Dec 2, 2023
    Got a new microwave in work. Can someone please explain WTF 'Chaos Defrost' is?
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    Mini Maiden
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    Feb 7, 2019
    Replying to @vnbateman and @eucopresident
    How many people just laughed at the video without bothering to activate the sound? 🤚
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    Mini Maiden
    @MinxGenie
    Jul 14, 2024
    Top tip for ice cream van men/women: Stop charging £4.50 for a basic 99 cone with a flake and then moaning trade is bad. Be less of a greedy shitehouse by charging £2.50 and trade will magically pick up. You can thank me later.
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    Mini Maiden
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    Jul 25, 2017
    Comforting to know you're monitoring what's being typed when you don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.