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Mike Trapp
@MikeWTrapp
Writer/Actor/Comedian Once: Head Writer @CollegeHumor, VP of Creative @Dropout, sketch writer @UCBTNY Now: TV Writer, Host & Creator @UmActuallyShow
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    Mike Trapp
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    Apr 24, 2021
    A statement:
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    Mike Trapp
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    Jun 22, 2021
    Here's my proposal for naming sequels to "Knives Out" 1. Knives Out 2. Kniives Out 3. Kniiives Out 4. KnIVes Out 5. Fives Out
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    Mike Trapp
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    Mar 9, 2022
    ANGEL ON MY SHOULDER: You should do that important but onerous task DEVIL: No! Ignore it and have fun! ME: Hm. Okay, compromise: I'll ignore the task, BUT I also won't have any fun ANGEL: That doesn't-- DEVIL: wtf, dude, no ME: *scrolls through Twitter for 3 hours*
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    Mike Trapp
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    Jan 17, 2021
    Seeing a lot of posts like, “And what of the man I call Filthy Gulliver who cleans my feasting hall while I pelt him with eggs??? Does HE deserve $15/hr?!?!?”
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    Mike Trapp
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    Mar 10, 2021
    Scientists: Please, we have to do everything we can reduce carbon emissions. Tech: Good news! We made memes run on oil!
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    The Verge
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    Mar 10, 2021
    Nyan Cat’s creator is running an event to sell memes like Bad Luck Brian and Keyboard Cat as NFTs theverge.com/2021/3/10/2232…
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    Mike Trapp
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    Dec 14, 2020
    A completed script is now facing major rewrites after the actors spent the day forging new horseshoes for an unnamed innkeeper's horses instead of going into the Dark Forest like the screenwriter had planned
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    Deadline
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    Dec 14, 2020
    Chris Pine has closed a deal to star in Dungeons & Dragons #DungeonsAndDragons deadline.com/2020/12/chris-…
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    Mike Trapp
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    Jul 30, 2021
    "You will never decide what I wear!" - man wearing suit jacket and tie, as required by House dress code
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    Mike Trapp
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    May 6, 2021
    Great news for people who want to be terribly sick AND covered in bees.
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    Mike Trapp
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    Feb 22, 2020
    Ladies and gentlemen, this is Monogamy Number 5 A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Monica by my side A little bit of Monica's all I need A little bit of Monica's what I see A little bit of Monica in the sun A little bit of Monica all night long A little bit of Mon
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    Mike Trapp
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    Jul 23, 2020
    “The guy looked so unlikely to submit to arrest if we were to arrest him we had no choice but to arrest him”
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    Erik Tanouye
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    Jul 23, 2020
    WHAT
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    Mike Trapp
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    Dec 9, 2019
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    Mike Trapp
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    Jan 8, 2021
    "It could not be more Orwellian" - A man who tried to upend a democratic election by repeatedly insisting a lie is true, speaking about a business decision made by a private company
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    Mike Trapp
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    Oct 21, 2021
    Wrote a spooky Who's On First, for no reason
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    Mike Trapp
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    May 4, 2021
    Me and my friends hanging out in person again, acting like the last year hasn’t changed us