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Mike Channell
@MikeChannell
Mike from @OutsideXbox. Technically a racing driver.
London
Joined February 2009
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    You might not like Nikita Mazepin as a person, but you have to admit he's also a terrible F1 driver.
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    Everyone pretends the highlight of @alo_oficial's career was 2x world championships and not when he gave Ralf Schumacher the finger while crashing backwards out of the Monaco tunnel.
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    After today you're probably going to see a bit less of me on @OutsideXbox for about a month, but there's a very good reason. That reason is tiny, drinks milk constantly and screams a lot.
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    nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's shrinking nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing a bicycle pump and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's shrinking.
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    It's been 20 years to the day since my dad died. I'm definitely a different person because of it. More afraid of my own mortality, possibly, but also more keen to live a rich and interesting life and more grateful for how fortunate I am. I like to think he'd be proud.
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    If this pandemic has taught me anything, it's that zombie movies don't have nearly enough people out there actively licking the zombies.
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    Ongoing 2020 anxiety attack.
    My neck! My back! My .....
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    Happy Halloween to my Hellfire Club 🎲🔥
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    I've got a joke about being a YouTuber but you wouldn't like it. Or subscribe. Or hit the bell icon to be notified of future videos.
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    Watched the F1 Juniors broadcast to spice up the Grand Prix. The kids did a great job. Felt a bit sorry for Scarlett when Danica Patrick told her women were at an inherent disadvantage in racecars. For what it's worth I disagree: precision, focus and drive aren't male-exclusive.
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    I'll be completely honest, 2021 has been a pretty crappy year for various reasons I won't go into here. Not anticipating 2022 will be brilliant with Omicron running rampant and idiots in charge, but just a slight improvement on 'unmitigated shitshow' would be welcome. Ta!
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    Here's how conditioned I am: I see salted caramel, I buy it. Then I remember that a Twix already has caramel in it. What they've done here is salted a Twix.
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    Just to make my position on the subject absolutely clear, in case it wasn't already: racists are ignorant and cowardly, institutionalised racism is obscene, George Floyd was murdered. #BlackLivesMatter