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Andrew Heaton 🎩
4,802 posts
Andrew Heaton 🎩
@MightyHeaton
Host of "The Political Orphanage” podcast and guy who makes funny videos
Joined August 2009
- Post a picture of a comedian you wish were still around today
- How is “Jack” short for “John”? Ridiculous. They are the same length. Try harder.
- Hulk Hogan endorsing Donald Trump at the RNC is the first thing that’s made sense to me politically in months
- If your family brings up politics this Thanksgiving, immediately and loudly shout facts and opinions about Otto von Bismarck. Don’t back down. They say Biden or Trump, get angry and rant about Bismarck. It’s up to us, people
- Trying to lower costs with price controls is like trying to lower the temperature by banning thermometers that go over 90
- Please like this as I had to shave off my beard to make it. (Worth it! Always fun being funny with @reason and the Brag Brothers)You loved him in 'Live and Let Die With Dignity,' 'Bitcoins are Forever,' and 'The Man with the Gold 'n' Gun.' Now James Bond is back with an explosive new libertarian film filled with action, intrigue, and a lengthy discussion of Federal Reserve monetary policy. #NoTimeToDie
00:00 - Thanks Governor Beshear and the Bluegrass State for my commission as a Kentucky Colonel! If Kentucky ever gets invaded, I will come and defend it. @KYColonels
- I have a signed, framed picture of PJ O’Rourke above my desk. A personal hero of mine, who I was fortunate to meet, interview and (hopefully) emulate. RIP to a great American humorist. The world is a bit less funny today than it was yesterday.
- Pro tip: if you accidentally get in the back of the wrong car, avoid awkwardness by shouting “Drive! Drive!” in a panic, then sort out the details later.
