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Claire, aka Midwestern Hedgie ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ง
@MidwestHedgie
Veteran | M.D. fmr @usuhealthsci;
Founder & CIO at Antifa
shorts, governance, human rights, fruit & native plants
not investment advice
she/her
- Replying to @GadSaadthings you can "safely" say to your gender-ambiguous server: "hello" "how are you?" "can i have a coffee with cream & sugar" "the leaves are beautiful out there" "those are great shoes" things not to say: "what up, theyfriend?" "can i see your genitals?"
- Replying to @ABCNetworkDear Angry People of Twitter, (1) Celebrities' time, bodies, etc. belong to them. not anyone else. they don't owe anyone anything. (2) approaching someone for an autograph at the ESPYs, 16 seconds before live air, is not great. It was a kind gesture of her to sign the ball.
- Replying to @Medicare64 and @ericspiegelmanTruly sorry you don't have a real man to rearrange 60% of the dishes after you put them in
- America be like: I went to MIT and majored in artificial intelligence. Then I got a PhD in synthetic biology. Now I am the director of algorithms for short-term subprime consumer lending.
- Replying to @EuanYoursliterally these right-wing dudes are trying to revise queer history the same way they have revised civil rights history & MLK. it's wild to see in real-time:
- Replying to @phonotonal @_beccawright and @MWCravenUKi applaud the wholesome here
- blew up my (thankfully very small) financial firm at age 23. started my current firm at 32, am now 49. this is not the sort of post one sees near a market bottom. there are moments when society collectively forgets, but eventually, risk management matters.Leopold Aschenbrenner's fund has outperformed basically every mainstream hedge fund YTD and he's running 1bn+ of capital btw the gulf billionaires & pension funds are watching this capital management will soon become an activity exclusively done by chronically online zoomers
- "I only sell covered calls on extremely high (over 100 IV)."
Replying to @HonestCollegeNone of those really have high IV. I only sell CCs on extremely high (over 100 IV). - Replying to @DEI4WhiteGuysLGBTQ rights.
- Big career milestone achieved. +1,002.57% since inception (Aug 15, 2008) as of 1 Dec. With no down years (not 2008, nor 2011, nor 2015, or 2018, or 2022). (Past peformance is no guarantee of future results, etc, etc.)
- watched "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" tonight and my girls were like "why don't we get popcorn balls and cookies for trick-or-treats? that looks good!" so i got to explain the "hospitals X-raying your halloween candy bag for free" era of suburban paranoia
- rich dudes who illegally take huge ppp checks for their thriving business & then complain about govt spending when they are afraid their taxes will be raised should shut the fuck up
