Who else’s parents have no idea what they do?
Michael Martocci
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31 | Founder @swagup ($200m+ Rev - acq.) | Investor (Ramp, Merge, Unspun, Jolly, Unify, Gail +) | W&M | 📧 [email protected] ⛳️🏎️
- Chobani set to go public at > $10B valuation Back in 2016, Founder Hamdi Ulukaya granted his then 2k employees roughly 10% of the company or about $450k/employee at the IPO value, w/ many earlier employees set to net several million Many of these are factory line workers
- A friend of a friend quietly announced the sale of their bootstrapped business today for $400M, in just 6 years…hes 28 Reminder that there’s a lot of under the radar bootstrapped business printing money, they just don’t make it onto this silly 🐦 app
- Replying to @MichaelMartocciAlrighty - just in - here’s my dads response (working on getting my mom’s next) Share your videos 😂
00:00 - Replying to @bfcarlsonCan confirm as my mom was in the second tower and got out
- Replying to @bfcarlsonShe ran down the stairs and across the Brooklyn bridge as quickly as possible From like 40-50 flights up
- There are many talented people at Google, that said, in an environment like this, I imagine it’d be very hard for a recently laid off 15 year Googler to adjust to life at a scrappy startup
- Every airline charges $125 per dog each way Seems like an easy oppurtunity to undercut that and become the pet-friendly airline Partner with barkbox, chewy, etc and win the hearts of pet owners
- Hey @FrancisSuarez we just signed the lease on our Miami office - ready to fill it with some local talent, Top 3 priorities are: 1. Head of Talent ($150-200k) 2. Head of Product Design ($150-175k) 3. Head of Sales ($300-400k) Know anyone great?! (job postings below 👇)
- Replying to @MichaelMartocciAll of these views are getting to his head 🤦🏻♂️😂
- Ran into Peter Thiel at dinner last night... Miami momentum building 🌴🚀









