PinnedMichael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedJan 5, 2024he wants to either learn or eat orbital mechanics, I can’t tell11113319919967K67K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedJul 18, 2025Replying to @coladaclan“Did that state secede or not” is a pretty good rule of thumb.323230830851K51K1.7M1.7M
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedSep 23, 2024my stepbrother told me when he buys a woman flowers, he keeps one for himself so when it dies, he knows to get her new ones. Holy shit.2832831K1K25K25K575K575K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedAug 29, 2025Replying to @loserbentwhat kind of child thinks not wanting to do something equals hating its existence4242444421K21K479K479K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedMay 11, 2025Replying to @JDabkneeincredible bait. 10/10 mastery55131315K15K118K118K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedMay 8, 2025Replying to @frogs4girlsFrancis was the first pope Francis!1212202014K14K355K355K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedOct 26, 2025Replying to @sumgarfconsider saying the fucking name of the movie4040666612K12K1.9M1.9M
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedSep 14, 2025Replying to @BreannaMorelloso how is that a loophole. That’s just the law.11121210K10K133K133K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedOct 26, 2025Replying to @gamestopincredible21212112117.6K7.6K351K351K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedMay 7, 2025Replying to @TeamYouTube and @KatherineOfSkyit’s YOUR platform????1112125.9K5.9K124K124K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedMay 5, 2025Replying to @shiamuzmy grandfather was presumed killed in action in the Nigerian Civil War. He came home to his wife married to a new husband. He told her he loved her, blessed her new husband, and eventually married my grandmother.121228285.8K5.8K257K257K
Michael (Allegedly)@MichaelAllegedJun 5, 2025Replying to @urnotavibebroyep. It’s Sam Bankman-Fried101019195.3K5.3K557K557K