The most American thing Ive ever read. You call the suicide hotline, cops arrest you and sentence you to endure American healthcare.
🐬⏫LatinLover(ofmywife)
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- Replying to @BiyombonesawI started as an ironic Luigi's innocent guy to a sincere one he's 100% a patsy
- Replying to @travelingclattName an IDF soldier who hasn't murdered a woman or a child. Genuinely, name one.
- Replying to @MarleyHalstonPolice taking you to another location and you cant say no. Sounds like an arrest to me. Go be pedantic elsewhere.
- Rolex is launching a tuition free watchmaking school in Dallas if anyone is looking to alter the course of their life on a whim.
- Replying to @1stwrldprobstho and @LeahgreenbYou wouldnt even think twice about it if it were an Israeli flag or a US one though.
- Nicholas, he did not actually put estrogen in candy have a nice thanksgiving you dummy
- Replying to @TheGreenDevil20 and @RedCorner_MMABro he got his ass kicked
- Extremely wholesome translation of Tokischa's word's. For my non-Spanish speakers let me point out that Singar does not mean "Singing".
- In all of these situations he's still a pussy and so are you
- Replying to @uhel and @ZohranKMamdaniAs opposed to dept of public safety that exists all across the country today, numbnuts?
- Replying to @atlanticesqueWell, I think the fact that he is a comically corrupt buffoon has something to do with that. Its not like Eric Adams is a serious person cmon now.