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Welllll Frankenstein motherfucker Raggedy Ann
Churcabra hotrod Invisible Man
Grindhouse mama lama flash in the pan
Beep boop meep mop Godzilla Japan
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Shayne Mathis
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Shayne Mathis
@MetalShayne2000
Present: Heavy metal marketing and editorial stuff. Past: YouTube Music, writing words about music on the internet, Full Metal Hipster podcast
On the couch or at a show
Joined July 2012
- The actual worst genre of rock song is “I want to have sex with a teen girl” and there are a lot of them.
- Wealthy conservative media guys performing masculinity is some of the funniest shit on Twitter.
- Twitter pro-tip: If you have more than 400-500 followers then there’s a 100% chance people are screenshotting your tweets and making fun of you in a group DM.
- The thing that’s so good about this clip is Bill Burr doesn’t engage in stupid online debate guy tactics like trying to own Maher with logic. He’s just like “shut the fuck up you phony” and refuses to take Maher seriously which is exactly how you should treat bloviating shitheadsBill Burr ruthlessly roasts Maher for his bullshit takes on Palestine/Israel and states that he supports the student protestors
00:00 - You can build a solid D&D party with Kate Bush’s promo pics.
- Catturd not getting any Elon money today is so funny
- Cake “Comfort Eagle” voice
- Replying to @MetalShayne2000The Jesse Kelly tweet could very well be a troll but it’s hard to tell because the sincerely held beliefs conservatives have about traditional masculinity are just as stupid and ridiculous.
- Guy who gets into Blood Incantation from reading ForbesBlood Incantation new LP 'Absolute Elsewhere,' is a must listen for all fans of ambitious prog rock and brutal death metal. go.forbes.com/c/8NZs
- Trump yelling “they’re eating the dogs in Ohio!” is incredible television. Now he’s ranting about how Kamala wants to give Mexican immigrants free “transgender surgeries.” This has to sound insane to people who don’t spend 15 hours a day stewing in right wing Facebook groups.
- You can observe the decline of the nu metal revival through the Sick New World lineups.
