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Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
@MemeVVitch
Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213.
ur heart ....
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
    @MemeVVitch
    Nov 21, 2019
    U ever stop to consider that at any given moment u could DIE and then ur friends have to try to find ways to grieve their loss of u so they go to ur Twitter page and reread your pinned tweet about jenkem being real over and over and that's ur legacy now?
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Feb 5, 2022
    I wanna click this clickbait so bad .....
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Nov 18, 2021
    I cannot wait for the NFT bubble to burst, I cannot live with so much hatred in my heart
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Apr 30, 2024
    it is abundantly obvious to me what this is actually
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    raina douris
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    Apr 30, 2024
    give me it
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Feb 19, 2023
    The second paragraph of this AITA post is maybe the funniest paragraph I have ever read in my life
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Mar 17, 2023
    You've heard of weaponized incompetence but have you heard of whatever the fuck this guy is doing, gosh there really ought to be a name for this
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
    @MemeVVitch
    Aug 27, 2017
    Dating - 2015: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/this person?" 2017: "Do I wanna go thru the collapse of capitalism w/this person??"
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
    @MemeVVitch
    Apr 30, 2024
    Replying to @BrandonElzby
    no need to say it out loud. it can just be something we both just quietly know. isn't there something beautiful about quietly knowing something? I love to quietly know things.
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Aug 12, 2020
    I do not respect Jordan Peterson's daughter, generally speaking, but I gotta hand it to her for probably murdering him and taking over his grift
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
    @MemeVVitch
    Dec 18, 2021
    Does anyone have any tips for how to get your husband to stop telling you that spears are better than swords every time he sees a sword battle
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Feb 5, 2022
    Replying to @MemeVVitch
    UHHHHHH MY PHONE CRASHED AFTER SCREENSHOTTING THIS???? Okay that is too fucking weird, fuck that, hell no I'm out
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Feb 5, 2022
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    Ok this is so fucked, I'm shook
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Mar 17, 2023
    It blows my mind that he just casually told his sisters about it. Hard to say who is scarier: a man who does evil shit with full awareness or one with no clue and who apparently can't comprehend when told by several people in his life and also hundreds of people on the Internet
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    Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra PhD, IQ: 212
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    Mar 17, 2023
    Replying to @MemeVVitch
    Zach Braff in Wes Anderson's "Gaslamp" (2023)
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