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Trevor Williams
@MeLlamoTrevor
Servant of Christ. RHP for the Washington Nationals. Co-founder of non-profit @ProjThirtyFour.
Cosmere
Joined August 2011
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    I recently watched The Grinch for the first time this holiday season and this caught my attention. As a student of history, it naturally piqued my interest. So I did some research and you won’t believe what I found out. /1
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    I've been building my son's trust for two yrs with high-fives. Today I'm going to hit him with a "too slow". Welcome to the real world, son.
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    Imagine never thinking twice about getting guac at chipotle
    Cole to Yankees for nine years and $324 million
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    #MLBOpeningDay at home. I’m on pace for 27 punch outs.
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    Our waiter tonight thought I was Bryce Harper so of course I played along and told him I was signing with the Yankees. He was very happy because he was from the Bronx.
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    I have a plan but I need a crew.
    BREAKING: A giant cargo ship "Felicity Ace" is on fire in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It's carrying a cargo of Porsche and VW automobiles. The crew safely abandoned ship in lifeboats. Under maritime law the ship is now "finders keepers."
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    “2022 is going to be my year” 2 days in:
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    Me looking at my catcher during the mound visit after I forgot the signs.
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    Looks like I’m swinging HARD in my first AB #History
    Fri: Anthony Rizzo HR in NYY debut Sat: Javy Baez HR in NYM debut Sun: Kris Bryant HR in SF debut They're the first trio of former teammates in the Modern Era to start the season on the same team, and then homer in their respective debuts with a new team later that season.
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    Best way to combat sign stealing is to not give signs. Ever. It’ll speed up the game. Everybody is guessing. Fans think it’ll be a change-up. Catcher wants a heater. I want a slider lmaooooooo NOW WHAT?!
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    50 RTs and I'll Naruto run when I steal bases next year
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    Please stop digging through my tweets. I’ve already deleted all my tweets about liking pineapple pizza. Thx.