I got a horrible cold after the Oscars and went to text somebody that I've been in bed for 3 days and it autocorrected to "I've been in Ben for 3 days.".... I'm starting to think this has gone too far.
Joe Mazzello
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Joe Mazzello
@MazzelloJoe
I was little, now I'm big, but I'm still doing the same job 34 years later. I'm a sports nut, including curling. I'm way less cool than I look in my picture
Joined March 2013
- I haven't seen about 18 of the 22 movies in the Marvel Universe so if the internet could avoid the spoilers for about 6 years I'd really appreciate it. thx.
- Is there anything more awkward than going to text somebody 'Happy Birthday' only to realize the last time you texted them was a year ago to say 'Happy Birthday'?
- Preparing for the tackle.
- I’m having too good of a hair day to shower. We’ll see how things play out tomorrow.
- Just saw the hashtag #joemazello on Instagram... Three Thousand Five Hundred And Thirty Six posts... of my name spelled incorrectly. This is sad. Two Z’s guys, like “pizza” (or your favorite “mozzarella”)
- I can’t decide if I look or feel worse today.
- Last night I dreamed about my dry cleaning being too expensive. I consider this a nightmare. (Yes, you waited a month and a half for this tweet)
- The finale to Game Of Thrones is still the worst break up I've ever been through.
- I’m in a place in my life where if someone promises me a good time I’m unlikely to come out, but if someone promises me a weird, potentially awkward time, I’m all in.
- Exchange I just had. Girl: You're a runner? Me: If running from my problems counts I'm Steve Prefontaine
- And though it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas.
- Open your eyes, look up to the skies
- Who else is so out of shape their arms get tired from doing their hair?
