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Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".
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@Maxthepapi
Forex trader 📈📉📊! Just on here to laugh
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Joined January 2022
- I’m forever IoyaI to that password i chose at age 12.
- Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.
- Friend: "Send me that picture we took last night, we probably look so good!" The picture:
- Will never understand why the smell of girls perfume lasts 8 secs meanwhile boys can go through an apocalypse and still smell like cologne.
- Knowing you have the next day off is more relieving than the actual day off.
- I set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
- Being an older sister is great until you have to decide whether to be the “cool” older sister or act like your mom.
- she’s a 10 but she is stressed everyday about her future.
- My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15mins when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t 😂
- Deleting your long paragraph to text back in one word is a different kind of self control.
- It bothers me so much that there are so many songs I don't know about that I might like so much.
