Mind you I haven’t seen a raccoon in weeks.
It is now socially acceptable to eat steak with your hands. You’re welcome America
MAXWELL
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MAXWELL
@Maxochism
They sleepin’ on me so I tucked em in!
Born August 1
Joined September 2018
- Clicked on her profile pic
the only celebrity i’ve EVER been told i look like is timothee chalamet 🫤 - This is killing me he didn’t GAFNormalize lying for fun
- Ok now repeat after me “she looks pretty” awesome let’s try another one “her outfit is cute!”she caused a motherquake measuring 9.9 on the cunter scale with this look
- Tumblr says it was depression, tiktok did it to autism, I wonder what the next mental condition that will be pummeled into the ground until it means nothing is next? I vote schizophrenia via Pinterest
- Everyday I think about how this ugly man tore up lorde so bad that she wrote melodrama.
- Fork found in kitchen
- Trying to impress imitation crab tradeThis owl is orange for a very special reason
- Girl just shit on himThis is peak consumerism
00:00 - Orochimaru somehwere in the forrest after trying to murder a group of 12 year olds:
