This man took “I can fix her” to the next level LMFAOOOOOO cmon bro
EMG Max Ketchum
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EMG Max Ketchum
@MaxKetchum_
- Dude be careful handling that thing he has 125 base attack and can sweep your whole bloodline with scarf + moxie
- Ban girls from tournaments -they are visually distracting by being hot -a lot of girls play Zelda and she's really annoying to fight -not sure how to greet them (handshake? hug? bro-fist?) -my ego and masculinity are too fragile to handle losing to a girl in video games pls
- I’ve never spoken to one and I’m scared of being hurt by themwhat do women and jellyfish have in common
00:11Yatagarasu Kiriko has GRIPPERS??? 🫣🦶 Drop a 🦶 if you’re hyped for Kiriko’s new skin in Season 13 ✨- Falco’s up smash (get it guys it’s like Smash Bros.)
- Pokemon peaked in gen 2. 16 gyms and 2 regions on a GAME BOY COLOR CARTRIDGE Most mechanical innovation between generations Coolest rival/story/vibe Fat postgame You get to fight Red in the god damn mountains FIRE music These games were dripping with swag, take me back
- HOLY FUCK IT WOULD BE CALLED DIMMADASHING
- Idk who needs to hear this but if you play Super Smash Bros. then you will never get a girlfriend or even a date. Stop being 12 and form realistic goals
- Ash Ketchum was TEN when he took 20 years to win the Pokemon LeagueMiley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb. x.com/lixxmcshammer/…
- American patriotism is a mental disorder
- Never ask: -a woman her age -a man his salary -Elite GSP where he was on January 6th, 2021Washington, DC here I come! I'll see you there tomorrow ;)
