Matthias
22.3K posts
- Just wish him a Happy Father’s Day. “I hope we can put our political differences aside for the day” is a passive aggressive fuck youhappy father's day to my dad, who once texted me this
- Nobody tells you that you can just move to Connecticut, make 6 figures in insurance, buy a nice house in a safe neighborhood for under 400k, take day trips to NYC/Boston/RI Beaches/VT-NH Mountains, visit the best US casinos outside Vegas and eat the best pizza outside Italy
- Episode 1: LA and TX girl shit on NY girl Episode 2: NY and TX girl shit on LA girl Episode 3: NY and LA girl shit on TX girl The White Lotus cougar bitching circle is complete
- *taps sign*
I am not married, but if I were: - You’ve done it. You’ve made VP at your middle America corporate job. You own a 5 bedroom house with a pool, your kids attend a Catholic school, and your wife is planning your next family vacation.
- Replying to @tulpapilledPlease do not take Benadryl recreationally, it isn’t weed, it’s really dangerous
- Replying to @junker_joLiz saying “There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain” never left the back of my head
- Replying to @Empty_AmericaIt’s called consumption smoothing, and it implies you should be taking out debt when young (dissaving)
- Replying to @TimothyNerozziTrader Joe is the only one I can trust rn
