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Matt.
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overthinking
- i’ve been really missing my friends lately so naturally i didn’t reach out or communicate with them whatsoever
- my parents, age 25: we're married with kids and we have a mortgage! me, age 25: after i learn this tiktok dance i shall have some shredded cheese for dinner
- me in hell describing ‘gaslighting’ and ‘lovebombing’ to a medieval peasant who was executed for stealing a spoonful of buckwheat in 1259
- idk what college freshman needs to hear this but you don't wanna be a psych major you just need therapy
- therapist: you're overthinking me: what if- therapist: don't me: WHAT IF therapist: me: what if everyone else is underthinking
- me alone with my thoughts vs me alone with my thoughts five minutes later
- crazy how married people view sleeping on the couch as a punishment while i, a single person, view it as my special little vacation
- “slut era” i say to myself as i sit motionless in my apartment for the 300th night in a row
- [every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party
- my parents, age 25: we have a mortgage, a baby and a pension plan! me, age 25: it's 3am and i can't afford an uber good thing i wore my running shoes!
- venmo me $5 and i will move to your ex's city, match with them on tinder, develop a deep emotional bond with them then disappear without a trace
- therapist: your feelings are valid me: what if i FEEL that they are invalid therapist: [scribbles "oh fuck" in her notes]
