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Matt Joslin
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Matt Joslin
@MattJoslin03
Busch Light Connoisseur. Husband. Father. Hogs by 90.
- He must be a college student, cuz he's not even phased. My dude has 3 papers due this week and a final on Monday, he'd rather be dead.CCTV footage shows Jimmy John's sandwich shop employee calmly reacting to being robbed at gunpoint in Kansas City. abcnews.com
00:00 - Nothing major...probs just go sky diving, maybe even some Rocky Mountain climbing, and if I'm feeling real chancy...possibly even go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu
- The year is 2042. Your son was just initiated, so you dig up all the Kappa Sigma memorabilia that you've been hiding from him for years. He pulls a shirt from the box reading Respect Women w/ a Busch Light theme. He puts it on. It fits. A tear rolls down your cheek. Life is good.
- My future wife is probably at her family function being harassed and questions about her current non-existent love life...it’s ok tho bb, it only goes down from there...cuz once I come into your life you’re gonna get harassed about why you chose some ugly guy to impregnate you.
- If you're currently going through a heartbreak: a thread
- 2019 is the year I make someone’s daughter who’s way too hot for me, fall in love with me
- Sometimes being broke is a blessing in disguiseAnyone who has eaten at the Red Lobster on Rogers Avenue in Fort Smith between July 19 and August 4 may have been exposed to hepatitis A. Health Department: Possible Hepatitis A Exposure At Fort Smith Red Lobster via.kfsm.com/6lki7
- No matter how big your chapter is, how good your grades are, how involved you are on campus, how much community service you do, and anything else positive your chapter does...you can’t talk shit about other chapters if more than half of your chapter wears cargos ya fuckin geeds
- Kings, our time has come
- If all I got, is your hand in my hand...baby, I could die a happy man🎶
- Guess who he is for Halloween! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
- PNM: "so why should I rush your fraternity and not Kappa Sigma?" Any Fraternity that's not Kappa Sigma:
