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Matthew Highton
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Matthew Highton
@MattHighton
Comedian, filmmaker and weirdo... Once shook the pillars of heaven. KoFi: ko-fi.com/matthighton
Ye Olde London
matthewhighton.com
Joined May 2009
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    Matthew Highton
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    Aug 22, 2024
    Godzilla Minus One but it’s Cookie Monster.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Jul 19, 2024
    Microsoft right now.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Jan 21, 2021
    Okay, just one more for the Bernie pile. Bernie in Lord of the Rings.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Jul 2, 2024
    Every one of Rishi Sunaks "I'm doing a normal thing" photos just gives off Mr Burns without Smithers energy.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Apr 5, 2021
    Big thanks to Boris Johnson and the Tories for building a giant blue screen for their new briefing room, meaning it takes seconds to put anything behind them. For example Vigo the Carpathian.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Oct 16, 2021
    I lost my Dad last night. I have no idea why I’m putting this here. Feels like such an empty gesture, but I just need somewhere to put the hurt. If you’re reading this, know that hearing you’re loved by someone close is everything. So tell someone in your life they’re loved.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Mar 24, 2022
    Look it's far from perfect, but here's a green screen of lonely Boris Johnson so you can put him in stuff. Have fun internet.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Aug 27, 2022
    I added the Green Goblin laugh to the guy flying over the Belgium F1.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Jun 25, 2022
    That must have been one hell of a bad joke.
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    the real sarah graham is still here
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    the real sarah graham is still here
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    Matthew Highton
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    Nov 21, 2022
    I put Mr Blobby in the end of Rogue One instead of Darth Vader. I think this might be my masterpiece.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Jul 17, 2024
    If a Vampire has entered a house previously but then the house is sold, do they have to re-get permission to enter? Because if so I think I have a really tedious film in the works.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Dec 20, 2022
    I put Mr Blobby into Jamiroquai's Virtual Insanity video. Enjoy.
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    Matthew Highton
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    Aug 7, 2024
    Has anyone thought about breaking out the water cannon for the riots? With the amount of Lush products they load up on they'd be blinded in a zesty foam within minutes.
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    Matthew Highton
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    May 3, 2022
    Boris Johnson showing he’s the sort of man who, if told by Susanna Reid people had been eating out of bins to stay alive, he would proudly announce he was the one who decided to empty bins less in order for people to have more access to food.

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