transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life
Matt Bellassai
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Matt Bellassai
@MattBellassai
gay and overwhelmed. author of EVERYTHING IS AWFUL the book. come see me tell jokes on tour. he/him
- "britain is in shock" baby she was 96
- whoever invented the “skip intro” button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upon a citizen and it still wouldn’t be enough
- been making coffee at home instead of getting starbucks for two months which according to economists should’ve made me a billionaire by now so what is happening
- the way this man brought this dog to every press event for twisters… imagine my surprise when little miss brisket was not in the film for even one secondGlen Powell shares new photo with his dog Brisket.
- usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong
- it took us 241 years, but america has finally infiltrated the british monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary war can begin
- there’s a wall in hillary’s house just covered in fist holes
- so exciting how this week we’ll either have the first woman president or the end of america
- she ate cuntaminated food at the mother buffet and had explosive slayarrhea
- lucius malfoy youre doing amazing sweetieGagging
- @KimKardashian girl what do you have on trump do him next
- happy father’s day to harry styles only
