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say what you want about me, but actually don’t im very anxious
skim diesel
7,356 posts
skim diesel
@MattBasky
he/him. buy me bonestorm or go to hell
Victoria, BC
Joined March 2014
- I worked retail for years and would have been FUCKING DELIGHTED if a little wizard came into my store
- Replying to @IwriteOKI saw somebody post on here years ago that they were renovating their bathroom and opened up a wall full of decades worth of discarded blades lol
- Replying to @jakebrodesI was accidentally sent to bible camp when I was like 7 and when I didn’t want to sing veggie tales songs I was told to go pray and I had no idea what to pray about so I just thought about waffles
- this guy has probably spent his whole life getting in peoples faces and throwing his weight around, now his old ass can’t back it up
- Replying to @422AveryYou know how many people fucking bothered me and nothing was funny about it at all?
- Replying to @pacino_girlyes considering she was widely acclaimed before that. also girls is terrible, why the fuck would I want to watch stuck up trust fund kids have tantrums
- Replying to @HaitianDvorceYou bail in this situation, 100%. Pack up and start a new life somewhere else
- Replying to @hausofdeclineThat is a high fructose corn syrup fed american male right there and they didn’t start making those in earnest until about ‘82
- Replying to @BringDaNoyz and @PFTompkinsthank you for this tweet I am on mushrooms
