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@Matt104Will
Born May '99/Sometimes NSFW
Joined June 2015
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    Replying to @LegalizeWuhu
    Your friend whenever they see "mommy? Sorry- mommy?":
    GIF
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    Replying to @polimarmin4 and @Jonjoeeeeeeeeee
    Kinda reminds me of that Spider-man comic page. "You can rewrite dna!? you could stop disease, help the sick, CURE CANCER!" "BUT I DON'T WANNA CURE CANCER, I WANNA TURN PEOPLE INTO DINOSAURS!"
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    Replying to @arching_pil and @Void_Fire_
    No, that was deserved.
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    Replying to @HornyPsyko and @RowletGameing
    You say "unfortunately" like MatPat hasn't canonically gotten laid-
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    Last year, I was doing a Woodworking program and during OSHA training, I made a woman laugh for like a solid 2 minutes over a dumb joke I made. It was literally just "Ey, I think dat puddle is dangerous" "How ya know?" "Well, Jerry's gone" DUMBEST JOKE I EVER MADE.
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    Replying to @alexjay_nl
    He gave him a disarmament weapon, Raph just uses it incorrectly. Splinter could gave him two blunt plastic butter knives, and he'd find a way to make it dangerous.
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    Replying to @The_Teal_Mask
    I already have a lifelong attachment to Spider-Cube
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    Replying to @Masked_Man018 and @TuxedoPato
    SOMEONE has to hold the phone to record.
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    IT'S SHADOW'S HEDGEHOG QUILLY DI-
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    Replying to @bicycle_pancake
    Okay, but- That'd be a funny subversion. "Look, I may be a creep, with a whole shrine of (person) in my closet and know their whole life down to their bodily functions, but i draw the line at forcing myself on them in such a matter-" GIF unrelated.
    GIF
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    Replying to @SXodium
    ...stick to drawing tits on all the Pokemon.
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    Canon: Woman (just so happen to have noticable boobs) Fanon: 75% tits.