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@Mas2805
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    @Mas2805
    May 2, 2018
    Me: Opens laptop and notebook My procrastination: x.com/faithzabila/st…
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    @Mas2805
    Jul 3, 2018
    January 2018: “this is my year I’m gonna achieve so much” July 2018:
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    @Mas2805
    Oct 20, 2018
    Is uni a dating app??
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    Oct 18, 2018
    Imagine being single your entire stay in uni
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    @Mas2805
    Jul 2, 2019
    Nobody: Beta Males:
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    @Mas2805
    Jul 20, 2018
    Twitter is my newspaper, entertainment and worldwide news coverage, twitter has it all
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    @Mas2805
    Apr 12, 2019
    *open my notebook to study* Any distraction Me:
    Shosho Light
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    Shosho Light
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    @Mas2805
    Nov 15, 2018
    *I see girl eating during ramadan* My brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me: “why you not fasting”
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    @Mas2805
    Dec 21, 2018
    Friend: “how close are you” Me: “I’m just around the corner” Me still yet to leave the house: x.com/M_______Kay/st…
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    @Mas2805
    Jun 20, 2018
    If my baby ain’t this funny I don’t want it
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    @Mas2805
    Jun 29, 2019
    Poor hygiene really gets exposed in this weather 🤢
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    @Mas2805
    Aug 18, 2018
    If you think you know someone because of their social media then you really are stupid 😂
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    @Mas2805
    May 23, 2019
    Me calculating if I’ve been paid correctly after doing overtime x.com/nollywoodroll/…
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    @Mas2805
    Sep 4, 2018
    Throwback to when wearing the red noses on Red Nose Day was one of the most exciting days of the primary school calendar
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    @Mas2805
    Mar 18, 2019
    Her: “don’t ever speak to me” Also her: “why you ignoring me” Him:
    Galu 🇦🇷
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    Galu 🇦🇷