To whoever burgled my house last night
1. Please die in a fire.
2. Could we have Celyn's communication device and suction machine back.
Mark Lawrence
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- Most writers don't struggle for ideas. They struggle to remain true to one of them for long enough to write the book before the horde of other ideas overwhelm them with their demands for attention.
- Twitter feels very quiet these days... ... who wants a free, signed book? Will select a random person who answers.
- I've been a fan of Lord of the Rings for 50 years & The Sandman for 21. I've very much enjoyed the 1st two episodes of LotR & the first season of Sandman. The anger mystifies me. To rail so acrimoniously against them seems a good way to see less fantasy on screen.
- A machine learning algorithm walked into a bar. A machine learning algorithm walked into a bar. A machine learning algorithm ducked underneath the bar.
- Giveaway to celebrate the release of THE BOOK THAT BROKE THE WORLD! Both of these to a random person who: i) retweets this ii) likes this iii) & replies with a GIF from the prompt "book".
- I write the words. The commas are between editors and god.
- Have just signed a book deal for a trilogy due out in 2026, 2027, & 2028!
GIF - I'm scowling at you because you might win this signed trade paperback copy of THE BOOK THAT BROKE THE WORLD from me ... all you gotta do is 'like' this tweet & reply with any GIF that comes up when you type "BROKE THE WORLD" into the search bar.
- Unless you believe Brandon Sanderson has sucked all the book-money out of readers' pockets & there'll be none left for you... (no) ...then surely as an author you can only celebrate the enthusiasm & publicity he's generated, and hope it's a rising tide that floats your boat too?
- To celebrate the release of THE BOOK THAT WOULDN'T BURN... ...everyone who retweets this g̷e̷t̷s̷ ̷a̷ ̷c̷a̷r̷ ... I mean is in the draw for a signed, dedicated copy ... I'll even number it for you!
- Ta da! An early Christmas present to readers of the Library Trilogy. The cover of THE BOOK THAT BROKE THE WORLD, by the excellent @Illustratom!









