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Mark Pygas
@MarkPygas
Mostly sarcasm.
England, United Kingdom
Born January 23
Joined April 2010
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    Replying to @duolingo
    Duo should get their first born
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    Replying to @MrBeast
    Seems like an opportunity to record โ€˜I Got Hunted By The Secret Service (NOT CLICKBAIT)โ€™
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    Replying to @MarkPygas @Wendys and 2 others
    If I get 887 RTs, can I have one nug?
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    Replying to @MarkPygas and @MrBeast
    โ€œI just launched this blimp in a no-fly zone and now the Secret Service are hunting me down. If they catch me, I get a minimum of 20 years in a high-security federal prison.โ€
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    Replying to @Wendys @hellxxn and @carterjwm
    Afraid that you'll actually have to cough up?
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    Did you seriously just thank yourself in a tweet from your own Twitter account?
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    Replying to @MarkPygas and @realDonaldTrump
    You yelled at a Jewish reporter to sit down when he asked how you were going to combat Anti-Semitism.
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    You lied about having the greatest Electoral College landslide since R.R.
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    Replying to @MarkPygas and @realDonaldTrump
    That's like blaming Pearl Harbour on FDR instead of the Japanese Empire.
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    Replying to @ChrisHackscrew and @realDonaldTrump
    Yes, but I'm not leader of the free world with a hundred staff members.
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    Replying to @MarkPygas and @realDonaldTrump
    And you wonder why you get negative press covfefe
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    Republicans spent the last 8 years saying that Obama was going to declare martial law. Then you say this...
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    Replying to @MarkPygas and @realDonaldTrump
    Russia attacked the heart of democracy and you're using it as an opportunity to attack Obama.
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    Replying to @MarkPygas and @realDonaldTrump
    You said drugs are cheaper than candy bars (set me up with your dealer.)