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Me putting two and two together months later after a nigga lied to me x.com/banksnorest2/s…- A Haitian, a Jamaican and a Nigerian man meet in a bar…I know of 3 married gents who rent one apartment. No one lives in it, they just use that apartment to cheat. They split the rent in 3.
- Me when I two hand twist and his toes get to curling
- Now explain to me why would a dog need to be this trained?Replying to @fopminuiPolice dog in blindfolds walks expertly on tightrope 🐕 x.com/i/status/17001…
- Replying to @astoldbyneekzPerioddd. If it don’t go up to my neck I don’t want it
- Me after calling my moms for advice then she piss me off
- Me proofreading my moms application for citizenship at 11 years old.
