Your one-stop shop for Mariners news, therapy & anarchy. Affiliated with @SleeperMLB. We miss Dave Sims and Marco Gonzales.
Seattle, WA
Joined March 2017
- Such an awesome front page for the Seattle Times Ichiro HOF section.
- The Mariners are cheating! Their best hitter in the playoffs is HUNDREDS of feet tallHome sweet home. #SeizeTheMoment
- What’s up with that guy on the mariners who has a fat ass
- The years the Mariners have won the AL West: 1995 1997 2001 2025 All four led by Dan Wilson and Edgar Martinez 📸 Alika Jenner
- Here is Rick Rizzs's call of Cal Raleigh's drought-busting home run. He's been waiting decades to do this, and delivered.
00:00 - He needs to be a Mariners foreverJosh Naylor, in the new Kraken alternate sweatee
- Mariner stadium ops making this call won the most important game in 2.5 decadesHUMPY HAS WON!!! HUMPY HAS WON!!!
- On Saturday, October 15, Seattle will host its first MLB playoff game in over two decades. Felix Hernandez should throw out the first pitch.
- are straight guys with big fat butts ever like “wow i’m a straight guy with a big fat butt”
- Guys bein dudes x.com/Camd3n_10/stat…What did Cal just do to celebrate that single???
- The way he’s raising his little fin in triumph 😭One of the most iconic moments in mariners history


















