When two siblings are stand up comedians I don’t think what a talented family as much as I think these parents need to be investigated
Maria Shehata
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Maria Shehata
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- I feel like there are better places to sell sea shells than by the sea shore
- As soon as I see “try meditation” I know there is no good solution to the problem I googled
- The man who slapped Weinstein asked for a picture first and was refused. The headline should read “Man who doesn’t take no for an answer is slapped by man who doesn’t take no for an answer.”Harvey Weinstein Is Getting Slapped in Restaurants Now dlvr.it/Q9m2xj
- My hell would be a playback of all the voicemails I've ever left.
- My landlord won't call me back, and now I'm super into my landlord.
- I miss deciding not to go to the gym
- I've been watering a fake plant since June
- I made Mario Batalis sexual harassment cinnoman buns. I didn’t eat them I just grabbed them, and pinched them, and apologized to them insincerely.
- That moment when a cat washes itself right where you just pet it.
- Having to go letter by letter to put your username and password into a tv app is the rotary phone of logins
- Quarantine Diaries: Day Whatever - Bill Murray’s character in Groundhogs Day was so lucky he could do things like go to bars
