Replying to @MrBarrymore
Michael there was a dead man in your swimming with anal injuries! I’m pretty sure that is newsworthy
Marco Pierre Shite 🥄🥄🥄
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Marco Pierre Shite 🥄🥄🥄
@Marco__P_Shite
The first person ever to rate food on the internet! where is my spoon? Parody obviously! don’t be an idiot! we need a bigger spoon!
The stove or your inside your…
Joined April 2011
- Bloody hell it's getting bad. The energy crisis has now hit my local Chinese takeaway. £7000 pm just for electricity bill. The owner said he cant turn all the lights off but he does dim some.
- Check under the bed 😂We are appealing for help to find Shannon Matthews who is wanted for failing to appear at court in connection with an assault socsi.in/04zrg
- Don’t know why the Americans are mocking the Queens death?She died peacefully in her bed not sat at classroom desk learning her times tables!
- Replying to @DailyLoudImagining filming it and not trying to help! Worlds gone lads!
- If I have to wait in a queue for my drinks on the 4th because the same mob you only see at Christmas fancies meeting up with their “squad” for a few cheeky dark fruits I’m windmilling everyone of the skinny jeaned, walnut whip headed clowns! let the professionals drink
- President of the United States in my life time! Senile Actor War Monger Bit Rapey War Monger Jr Token black Guy Orange Weirdo Kid Sniffer #facts
- If the Queen can wear a mask and sit by herself at her husband’s funeral you can wear a mask for 20 minutes doing the big shop at Aldi Karen
- Hardly impressive back in the 90’s 15 year olds were doing that regularlyThe sugar in that is way more scary than the alcohol
00:00 - Some of us don’t know how lucky we are to have a job I had a fella decorating my house for the last three days, I got chatting to him and it turns out he is a pilot on furlough, he is decorating now to try and pay his bills but in fairness he did a great job on the landing
- Want to wear a mask wear a mask don’t want to wear a mask don’t Want the vaccine get the vaccine Don’t want the vaccine don’t get the vaccine No one cares what you do shut up about it!
- OMFG I'm dying hahahahaha
00:00 - Replying to @AmerTheAwesome1I’d rather live in a street where no one believes in made up men in the sky if I’m honest
