my brothers, ass is delicious
Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson
@MarTheMortal
“Go wild until you die. That’s all.”
- You showing him the keys
GIFHomeless man just called me a “nigger” and I showed him my house keys - Baby: "m...m..m..." Mother: "Go on! Say it! Say mama!" Baby: "m...my pleasure"
- He prolly smelled himpeter’s spidey sense still remains unmatched in this scene
00:00 - Me to my wife:
calling your partner "my love" is cringe. - Until an Anaconda snatches yo ass outta the bed
- Unfortunate injury, but this fit goes ridiculously hardBrowns TE David Njoku, who suffered facial burns this weekend, arrives at Browns Stadium in a full on mask. Njoku is expected to try to play. (via @ESPNCleveland)
00:00 - One "Allahu Akbar" would have shut all of that downThis is actually my worst nightmare
00:00 - Bro sacrificed half of his HP to increase his attack stat only to get slumped
- Bro got that shit on
- Me using my powers to go back to 2006 to fight the stingray that took out Steve Irwin
