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Joseph Malby
@Malbs11
Let the runner’s run
Joined February 2011
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    Joseph Malby
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    Jun 6, 2024
    Replying to @tomhwilliams23
    I mean Spain’s attack was ok wasn’t it 😂
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    Joseph Malby
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    Nov 26, 2020
    COVID doesn’t know it’s Xmas, but knows if you’ve ordered a Shepard’s pie with your pint or not?
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Nov 13, 2019
    McDonalds
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    james chilvers
    @chillychilvers1
    Nov 13, 2019
    workers want £15 an hour to work at McDonald’s!? Fuck me where do I apply
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Nov 17, 2023
    Dion Dublin had just said it’s an easy finish and not an easy finish in the same sentence
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    Joseph Malby
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    Feb 6, 2020
    Replying to @_lknighty
    Sam is literally a female name too
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Mar 26, 2022
    Before money
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Nov 28, 2020
    In 2008, Portsmouth were playing against AC Milan @Backie9 was struggling to draw with Sandringham. How times change.
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Sep 15, 2019
    Close enough Grandma
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Jan 21, 2022
    Replying to @Jaack
    Just the 164 messages unread, that’s all
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Nov 7, 2017
    Danny Jezeph
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Aug 2, 2019
    I matched a girl on tinder, chatted for a bit. She said she wanted to look through my Instagram and like the photo I looked best. She liked one I wasn’t in
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Nov 1, 2021
    Does Josh Colville qualify for a junior burger?
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    Stephen Cleeve
    @StephenCleeve
    Nov 1, 2021
    Our BBQ menu for Saturday’s game against ⁦@WFCOfficial⁩ in the FA Cup
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Sep 12, 2020
    I got called ‘pretty boy’ as an insult today and I’ve never been happier
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    Joseph Malby
    @Malbs11
    Dec 11, 2017
    Just realised I'm still earning my ex girlfriend clubcard points. FFS