In Obama's book he was like "yeah I would just say I'm into things to get positive attention from bisexual women" and a month later he is here saying "omg I LOVE Phoebe Bridgers." You exposed yourself on that one, pal.
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- Aldi's is a grocery store for people who have given up. The only items are chips, frozen meals, and simmer sauces. There is no reason to go there unless you are going to kill yourself later. The cashiers don't even bother to stand.
- Shinzo Abe you have FAILED the caught lackin challenge
- You should be getting mad at a dozen things every time you drive. And not just other drivers. Stoplights, railroad tracks, construction, houses, landscaping. Work yourself into a fury and let it ferment.
I don't care about a group chat leak- PATRIOTS, go to Starbucks and order Mark Sanchez's signature drink (mint majesty with two Jack Daniel's honeys) that he drank 9 times a day. When they ask your name, say Mark Sanchez and watch the liberal barista FREAK OUT!
BREAKING: Mark Sanchez booked into the Marion County Jail. 
00:00New: Officials in Israel are preparing for a visit by @elonmusk next week. He is expected to meet with Israeli PM @netanyahu and President @Isaac_Herzog , and visit the villages attacked by Hamas- The banks have money left for one person and they are giving it to whoever freaks out the most at the tellers. Go now!
- This is what watching NFL Redzone is like
- If Caitlin Clark gets Gregg Doyel fired she's already the GOAT Indianapolis athlete.
- Root for different teams than me
