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Dona Juanita
@MafiosoRo
Enjoy the views. πŸ˜— Instagram:MafiosoRo
Nebraska
Joined October 2011
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    Defensive driving teaches you that on average, speeding only gets you to your destination 1-2 minutes sooner. Not worth it.
    Have y’all ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????
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    i miss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur
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    Not my son askin if he gettin a stimmy????
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    Hot girl summer is over. It’s time for grand theft autumn
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    β€œDamn, double homicide.”
    grabbed two eggs out the chicken coop last night to add to dinner and got 2 double yolks πŸ₯° 🍳 πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸŒΎ #farmlife #freerange
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    Prosecution: β€œIn this video, can you see the gun in Aaron’s hand?” β€œSheeeeit, look like a black blob to me!”
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    What’s a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? Mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs.
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    Older black lady asked me how I’ve been losing weight and if I’m taking β€œOlympics.”
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    It’s getting harder and harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.
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    Mi’kaΓ©l MeyΓ¨rzz
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    You relax for 5 minutes after work next thing you know it’s 10pm.
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    When Keyshia Cole sang β€œI use to think that I wasn’t fine enough.” Ion sing that part. Cus I ain’t never thought no shit like that.
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    This local girl sells mini pancakes and fruit outside her house and I wish her all the good things in this world cus her desserts are some gas. 😭
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    I love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with.