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- What weighs 20kgs and has eaten 2kgs of freshly roasted smoked gammon?
- 🎵You see a faded sign at the side of the road, That says 15 miles to the...🎶
- Rick Astley is such a rare & raw talent, & also a very generous man. He came to my kids' school once, spoke at assembly & sang a song. He then gifted the entire Disney back catalogue to the drama dept, except one film about a house with an old fella who used to sell balloons.
- I don't know what the fuck she said, but I doubt Alex Jones will ever host the One Show again at this rate.
- He's got the meat sweats and is panting, so looks like he's laughing now, the bacon filled prick!
- When Gregg Wallace gets 5G, he'll be called Gregggg.
- My dad is a doctor. It's his birthday today, and he's still on duty. If you don’t mind, would you send him a little birthday wish? 🎂👨⚕️❤️
- Welcome to Stoke. (This got Whatsapped to me, I have no idea of source)
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