Who needs sex when you’re getting fucked by your fantasy team on the reg
Madi Kroll
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Madi Kroll
@MadiKroll
Occasionally Funny | IAMBK
Joined August 2021
- What is the male obsession with backing into parking spots?? Make it make sense.
- Hinge is just a waiver wire
- The wild amount of sexual tension in airports isn’t talked about enough
- Imagine being a starting NFL QB and your biggest accomplishment of the season is pulling your mom’s friends
- 29 sitting at the kids table bc they don’t ask when I’m getting married
- Why is “date etiquette” so strict?? If you can’t handle me killing the entire bread basket before our drinks come out- you just don’t deserve me.
- Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are better cold.
- Remember when we thought OBJ was going to pick a team? lol
- Idk who needs to hear this, but I’m a catch
- Time to tell my Twitter family.. we’re bringing another girl into this ff world! Baby Kaia will be here just in time for Super Bowl LIX & we couldn’t be happier! 💕
- So we all agree Mike McCarthy is getting the boot.. right?
