This actually just happened:
James coming out of anaesthetic fog "who are you?"
Me "your best friend!"
James "Owen Farrel?"
@owen_faz true
chloe madeley
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chloe madeley
@MadeleyChloe
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Joined August 2011
- You know you're doing life right when Katie Hopkins is taking swipes at you. If my sole impact on this world was pissing her off, I'm happy.
- Replying to @KTHopkins
- Current state of it... Still hanging out max at 132lbs...I feel pretty #lean but the scales are all Cool Story Bro
- Makes me sick they released the Tiger Woods arrest footage.Not really sure what the point in that was other than public entertainment.Gross.
- Rugby star James Haskell tells us he "knew" he wanted to marry Chloe Madeley after just a year of dating because of the way she took care of him when he was injured. Aww... @jameshaskell | @MadeleyChloe | @TheJeremyVine | #jeremyvine
00:00 - I understand my parents are of public interest, but that doesn’t mean writing lies when there’s nothing else to write is justifiable. Lies are lies, and they are spread by lazy, irresponsible adults on a daily basis. My parents are MY parents, not storyboard characters. Enough.
- Here I am soaking wet, covered in mud, trying to find my #innerwarrior with @EnglandRugby and Rushden and Higham RFC ! 👊🏼💪🏼🏉
- If you put eyelashes on your car you're a knob
- Oh soz...I forgot a bicep flex...just throwing it out there along with the rest because I'm a selfie wanker
- Happy Father's Day @richardm56 , you have set the bar for the kind of person I want to be, and I love you to death X
