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Barley
@MadeOutOfMud
some people say a man is made out of mud
Born July 2, 1990
Joined October 2014
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    Replying to @ManMilk2
    I didn’t really understand what ‘creaming your pants’ meant, I thought it meant piss or something. We joked about it on old vbulliten forums when I was like 12. So when I was chosen to do a speech in front of the whole school, I ended it by saying ‘you may now cream your pants’
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    Replying to @SimulaBVM and @ManMilk2
    So in my addled young brain I wanted to say something along the lines of ‘my speech was so good, people pissed their pants’ to my friend afterwards. But for some reason I thought creaming your pants was a less ‘cuss’ like way to say pee. And I decided to say it on the mic lmao
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    Replying to @shitpost_2049
    For better or worse, while Michael might’ve annoyed people or been too zealous or cringe, it’s his ability to be genuine despite judgement of being cringe that allowed him to share deep bonding moments with those around him. Ignore modern judgement culture, embrace the cringe
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    Replying to @hoshiumama
    Reading the replies actually disturbed me a little. A lot of it is people literally saying they can’t help but verbalize everything they dislike because they mentally cannot parse nuance online. We’ve raised a lot of children w/unhealthy behaviours who don’t know how to seek help
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    His tiktok seems genuinely and completely unironic and authentic, from everything from the basic hashtags in earlier ones to his humour to his kind responses to folks and genial personality. It’s a shame anyone is ripping on them. Its just a normal vid of childhood friends goofin
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    Replying to @fundedbymarx @ExtremeItaliano and @cityafreaks
    wow, ok, unfollowing Hitler now. was a big fan of his bars and tasty rhymes, was not aware he cremated the remains of people he sanctioned the murder of
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    Replying to @ArmadaUGS
    When Armada said he was quitting smash singles I was worried at first... Luckily, with the new research (and more coming out every day!) melee is not actually a smash game so legally Armada has to enter G6 melee singles now.
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    Replying to @samswoora
    Unironically it’s due to the preparation methods. The smoke in cigarettes is acrid and acidic which allows better absorption through the respiratory membrane. Cigar smoke is very alkaline, allowing the nicotine to be absorbed better via the fatty membrane of the oral mucosa
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    Replying to @LarryLurr and @shofu
    Verlis after reading this tweet: I am blocking Larry and calling the police. Reason? 1 - The Las Vegas Shootings. When the shooting happened it made me rea
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    Replying to @yushunhimba @DecayingDV and @TheAfroSmash
    If I at 4 years old was given the option between melee and ultimate and shitting my pants, I would probably shit my pants
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    Replying to @ncm0611
    Beautiful. Intelligent. Graceful. Parrots
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    Replying to @bullets0up and @reiyashi
    People don’t get imageboards and fall for the ‘4chan le epic hacker racists’ meme. Outside of /pol/, /b/, /int/, there’s tons of great boards of people just chewing the fat hanging out. The cyclists on /n/, campers on /out/, there’s a mega thread for gardeners who... post gardens
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    Replying to @SwigSwootie and @Mappy6984
    You can find his old gamertag on the leaderboards, he probably did hit #2 at one point, but he had a crazy ratio. Nobody is lying with such a random ass name like that from the early pre-modern esports days. His story is, sadly, true and a dime a dozen
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    Replying to @chrissy_smithy
    Enjoy living a happy and authentic life with someone you love and who loves you without worrying about appearing cringe or lame on the internet to constantly online folks who only criticize that likely because they’ve never had someone fill their heart with joy