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No, all this is satire.
Do y’all feel like you act the same on & off Twitter?
Moe Szyslak
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Moe Szyslak
@Mad_Dad2020
Ugly — When I’m not filming or designing a thing, I’m dadding and please don’t take my tweets seriously; I’m likely on the toilet.
Miami, FL
Joined October 2017
- We went thru my kid's iPad. My wife is upset but "Latina twerk compilation" has me crying tears.
- Nigga dressed like Fred Flintstone.This is a diabolical fit
- Replying to @ill_nojieMe having to take the iPad for a week knowing what it's like to be a 12 yr old.
GIF - NOBODY’S COMING INTO MY HOUSE, MY KINGDOM!
Marvel should cast Michael Irvin as Black Panther - Replying to @Mad_Dad2020Please keep the thinkpieces, losers. This very tweet exists because I actively stay on top of what my kids watch and play.
- Replying to @foahGOATI felt like a double agent telling him that he shouldn't be watching that.
- Replying to @ShotByMarinoI may tell a joke but I won't tell a lie. My nig wanted a rundown of the year's best twerking too lmao
- Replying to @TopRopeTylerI'm too immature to be a parent dawg. That shit has not stomach in a knot.
- Black Jesus on the wall, Timberlands as ornaments and atop the tree?! A YANKEES FITTED Lmao. Who's cool ass dad is this?!
- Replying to @DiangeliisLeBron could go on Ocean Dr, do a 360 and spot at least 6 of her. Like, get out your own head, ma 😭😭😭
- Replying to @raphousetv2The only thing that unites people more than World Cup soccer is Chief Keef.
