Instead of taking pictures of strangers in public without their consent and posting them, this is what everyone should do! This is honestly so much funnier than taking a picture of someone you don’t know.
Haley OC
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Haley OC
@MILFWEEED
i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
she/her
Joined February 2012
- I think covid’s biggest lesson is that a lot of people need to get a hobby secondary to going out drinking
- how do I explain to my gen x parents that the news is something you sit down and watch for 30 minutes and not insidious background noise for the entire day
- the first person to assault me is graduating from grad school to become a therapist and there's few scarier sentences than that
- My dad was so ashamed ordering my gluten free pineapple pepperoni pizza he said to the phone operator “it’s for my daughter she’s in from California”
- If someone is flirting with me I need them to literally say “I’m flirting with you” or else I’m just like wow they’re nice
- When I have sex with a friend? It’s PLATONIC. I sat on their face AS A FRIEND. We penetrated each other AS PALS.
- the masculine urge to sit on the toilet and disassociate for 45 minutes
- I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint
- It should be illegal to charge more than $1000 in rent if there’s not in unit laundry
- RIP to Jeff Bezos, he’s alive Im just manifesting
- People love to stand at a party. Not me baby. I’m sitting. Finding the nearest seat. Bob bless y’all. I love to sit.
- The worst part of hangovers is knowing it’s all your fault and you did it to yourself
