One time I watched this girl eat an entire sandwich plus chips on the airplane and then after we landed she called her bf n said she was starving bc all she ate was the free pretzels
valentine
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valentine
@METlCHE
I bet ur jaw drop if u ever see me bitch
Joined August 2011
- One time I was walking thru a cemetery n I came up to this grave of a 17 year old girl n I was like damn she didn’t get to smoke weed so I sparked up next to her.. my j went out two times and the third time it lit my hair on fire.. I google her and she died of tuberculosis
- The children yearn to be Mexican
- Carrie was so annoying like girl this is a classy party
- I smoke weed at home and I’m like GOD I don’t feel anything! My tolerance gone way up! I smoke weed before going in public and I swear to god I’ve never been higher
- Replying to @METlCHEWhy y’all acting like I’m snitching or hating I support her 100%
- Replying to @cuntymemeI felt so bad like my bad girl u don’t even have the lungs for this grabba
- Replying to @hexeffxctI felt so bad about it I was like damn I don’t even know u girl I’m sorry….. idk I thought it was Spanish flu or something
- Replying to @msliquoriceAbsolutely the cemetery was surrounded by hazelnut trees so I came back with a few for her little snack
- Don’t like that u somehow guessed exactly where sandwich was consumed and where we landed
- Replying to @METlCHEMy @ name literally means nosey in Spanish for y’all who keep telling me to mind my business it will not be happening
- Replying to @METlCHE“No YOU go I’ll stay” you literally don’t know anyone here and just got the caterer fired like
- u cant scream "FUCK ICE" and then join the military like how does that work
