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We can’t hold our hands out any longer.
Time to meet Spanky, your right hand hand:
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Mallow Inc.
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Mallow Inc.
@MALLOWINCo
Authentically roasted mallow, by @5uperfreak | Home of Spanky | Factory community: discord.gg/mallowinco
Joined July 2025
- ROAST YOUR OWN SPANKY! Join Mr. Super Freak & @opensea on a mallow roasting masterclass on 20th August. Only 2222 available. *To secure early entry for you and a lucky friend, refer a lab buddy below in the comments NOW!!!
- Price to Roast? AL: .0125 Public: .0199 August 20th, 4pm BST exclusively with @opensea To keep up with factory supply, we’re enrolling 5 more Roasters RT for entry
GIF - Mallow Inc. are looking for postmen to deliver sensitive mail. Successful applicants will receive a handsome salary: x1 FREE Roasting Admission Ticket to the upcoming Spanky launch. Simply repost this flyer to express interest. 5 lucky candidates will be selected!
- The last 24 hrs at Mallow Inc. have been a hoot. Thank you everyone for visiting the factory and not making a mess. To celebrate our instant sell-out, we are giving away Spanky #33 from the Spank bank to a lucky window shopper. Repost to apply.
- Only 2 days ‘til Roasting commences. Launching exclusively with @opensea 20th August | 4pm GMT Who’s looking forward to stepping inside Mallow Inc. for the first time?
GIF - We have just hit 1000 prospective visitors. The staff at Mallow Inc. send you thanks and warm wishes.
- BREAKING NEWS! The Freak Express: "DISASTER AT MALLOW INC!" "Super Freak re-builds from the ground up... Factory doors set to open to long-time loyal customers and some lucky public applicants. More details as we get 'em. Keep them Notifications on!"
- The staff at @MALLOWINCo are ecstatic to be roasting exclusively with @opensea on the 20th August at 4pm, BST. For all info surrounding the grand opening, please refer to The Freak Express newspaper below. We look forward to welcoming you soon: opensea.io/collection/mal…
- It all began with The Great Disaster. Born from the gloopy ashes of Mallow Inc. and a catastrophic fuck up from Mr. Super Freak... Spanky was born. Get ready to roast - 20th August exclusively on @opensea
- Today is the day, start it the right way! Exclusively on @OpenSea 2,222 Spanky’s are about to be roasted. See you in the factory in a few hours!
