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Mattso
@M4ttso
Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens 2)I'm banned from Argos.
Joined August 2012
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    This Wayne Rooney waxwork in Gdansk looks like he’s been cornered by a paedophile hunter.
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    I love this. A man is interviewed about living next to a dangerous bend in the road.
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    Before you make jokes about someone dying. Please remember there are still some Ian Watkins fans on twitter. They will be upset and grieving, so we should kick them when they’re down. Fucking nonces.
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    “Free apple crumble”
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    Some bloke got sandwiched on the M25 earlier.
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    I think people who support Tommy Robinson are as thick as shit.
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    What, if anything, can ruin a tv show/film for you? Mine is actors unrealistically drinking hot drinks
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    Replying to @idlewildgirl
    Put the carpark in rice.
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    Sometimes street art is funny.
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    Giles wouldn’t mind me sharing this now. As it shows the spirit she had right until the end. This was part of a WhatsApp she sent me last month. I will miss her so much xx @Annabel_Giles