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Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Feb 26, 2025
    Some Lanyard Reflections. Retweet if trueee
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Feb 8, 2022
    Can everyone list all companies in Malaysia that offer work from home permanently? Compiling a list if possible. Yang acah flexible arrangement tapi semua boss paksa dtg office tak yah
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Dec 29, 2021
    Tell me something you want to write on your resume and I'll translate it to LinkedIn language
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Jun 10, 2021
    With SPM results out today, can we share some stories of how "not doing so well" in exams is not "game over" in life?
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Jun 12, 2021
    "Sorry kacau your weekend" Then proceeds to kacau weekend.
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Sep 28, 2021
    Why do parcel deliveries only arrive during your important meetings, nap time or while you're in the toilet.
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Apr 24, 2022
    You know it's true
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Apr 23, 2022
    Noted on this noted.
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Apr 21, 2022
    In case tak obvious, gituhhhh
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    May 20, 2021
    Noted = apa-apa lah kau.
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    May 8, 2022
    OK everyone, It's work tomorrow. Yes. So now is a good time to remind yourself why you love your job Here are 6 reasons why you must be excited about work tomorrow (Or at least fake it)
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Jun 29, 2022
    Dear all, Clock in Do a good job Clock out There is life beyond work
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Jul 27, 2022
    Dear all, Eating alone doesn't mean I'm lonely or "kesian" It just means I love my me time. Normalize eating alone. TQ
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    Lumrah Lanyard (LL)
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    Oct 17, 2021
    5 stages of working for a company: #1 : Omg so interesting! So much to learn! #2: Omg, so many things to improve! #3: Okay this is kinda annoying but okay! #4: WTH, this company is unfair #5: Whatever, clock in clock out, get paid.