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Luke Kempner
@LukeKempner
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    Luke Kempner
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    May 12, 2020
    EXCLUSIVE. @piersmorgan finally gets to interview Boris Johnson on @GMB. About time! #IMPRESSIONS
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    Luke Kempner
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    Apr 11, 2018
    Can’t believe Buffon held up a Twister to Michael Oliver’s face
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    Luke Kempner
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    Mar 20, 2020
    BORIS DAILY UPDATE FOR THE SELF EMPLOYED 🦠🦠
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    Luke Kempner
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    Jan 30, 2022
    Just leave @Rylan alone. Legend. Wonderful human being.
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    Luke Kempner
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    Jul 9, 2018
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT LET GRACE LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL #LoveIsland
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    Luke Kempner
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    Mar 28, 2023
    Replying to @LewisCapaldi
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    Luke Kempner
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    Dec 22, 2022
    Spare a thought for @MadelynSmedley. She said it was Will from Ep 2 and then turned down 3k. BBC owe it to her to write Rita back in to Eastenders #TheTraitors
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    Luke Kempner
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    Jun 3, 2019
    Yeah he’s 28. OLD MATE. OOOOOOLD. He was Born in 1990 #LoveIsland
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    Luke Kempner
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    Apr 22, 2023
    This is my FAVOURITE clip of Barry Humphries interviewing @piersmorgan
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    Luke Kempner
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    Oct 6, 2021
    Some news… 🧑🏼‍🍼🐸❤️🤷🏻‍♂️
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    Luke Kempner
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    Dec 20, 2022
    #TheTraitors impressions! Who’s excited for tonight’s ep?
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    Luke Kempner
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    Sep 11, 2020
    HERE WE GO. #SpittingImage. Coming to @ITV 3rd October. Been wanting to shout about this for SO LONG!!!
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    Luke Kempner
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    Jun 5, 2020
    It’s my birthday. My wife made me my own pub! Home made pie and pints! First class.
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    Luke Kempner
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    Sep 2, 2018
    ‘You always manage to make everything about you’ I think this quote from Hardeep will get him to the final. #CBB