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Walked in on my girl cheatin on me with a 6'5" 250lbs linebacker and said "yo sis dinner is ready"
Louie 👨🏾🍳
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Louie 👨🏾🍳
@LouieVRee
3 Star Michelin Chef the way I be cookin🥘 | U9HBFT
Joined August 2009
- This bitch hit me with a "K" so i shot up her house with one
- " I don't kiss on the first date" then bitch you don't eat on the first date either
- If I got Ebola I'd spit in every niggas drink we all goin out this America we United
- Niggas love being called Daddy cause that's a term they ain't hear a lot growing up
- "Nigga run faster" - Harriet Tubman
- If you got a bf and I’m the one making you laugh on the daily I’m your bf now
- White people always say some gay shit when they're mad "Wow mark left me with all this work, he really fucked me in the ass man"
- If your homie double tap your girl picture on ig you gotta double tap his chin
- Niggas can break down a brick but can't break down a fraction
- When a cute white girl with booty follows me I hear drake's voice like NIGGA WE MADE IT
- Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;) *pulls banana out of pocket and heelys away*
- Lightskinned girls wake up like "who am I not gonna text back today..."
- Pussy so good I'm reading the ingredients